Someone has managed to photograph what appears to be a real-life encounter with a Dementor from Harry Potter and I think we should all just stop and pray right now.
The picture, which is believed to have been snapped above a shop in the city of Kitwe, Zambia, seems to show a massive shape that look like it has a head and torso before it trails off.
It doesn’t really look like it’s made of cloud and seems pretty solid. If you look at the other things in the shots, like the buildings and cars, you can see that the apparition is over 100 metres long. Fuck that.
One witness is reported to have said: “We were shocked to see images that looked like a human in the clouds for close to 30 minutes. Some started worshipping but others ran away. It was so strange.”
Others believed it may have been a manifestation of God, but those people have clearly never seen Harry Potter because that is 100 percent a Dementor.
Local news outlets are reporting that the figure was in the sky for around an hour, watching over people as they went in and out of the shopping centre below before moving on, presumably it’s on its way to Hogwarts, or worse it’s heading here.
It’s been nice knowing you guys.